Posts Tagged ‘trainer’

If you missed my post last week, you may want to allow me to introduce myself.

Hopefully, you’re starting to get a small idea of who I am. I’m not exactly God’s gift to kiteboarding.

Now that we understand one another better, let me continue…

Flying a trainer kite was helping! I may have even gained some muscle mass….maybe. There are a few things that everyone “mysteriously forgets” to tell you when you start kiteboarding:

  1. The duration that sand will remain in your mouth after a good fall–FOR-EV-ERRRRR! I took a digger flying the HQ Hydra 300 in some higher winds and came up with a sandpaper smile that could have smoothed out an entire hardwood floor. I found sand in my teeth while chewing a piece of gum, three days later!  Of course, there’s nothing more attractive on a date than a girl with a sandpaper smile…. (more…)
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There’s something you should know about me…

I’m a big sally. A baby. A newb. A wimpy kiter.

I weigh in at a whopping 125 lbs of pure pathetic.

What I’m trying to say is this: I’m not the body builder, the fitness expert, or a 200 lb guy. I’m a 5’7″, 125 lb, 23 year old female. I have the physical strength of a bucket of kittens. Don’t tell me you’re worried about your weight, age, or physical prowess…I strike out in all three categories.

Its time you learn to kiteboard. No more excuses, I’ve got enough for all of us. (more…)